living will

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. While I was watching Match Of The Day last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death and the need for living wills.

    During the course of the conversation I told her that I never ever wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent upon
    some machine and taking in fluids from a bottle.

    So she got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer!

    Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass...