Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by fltpilot, Mar 16, 2013.

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  1. White smoke has been seen bellowing from the main job centre chimney in Liverpool.
    The new employed person for the city has been elected.
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  2. Have you taken a massive heroin overdose or are you in the middle of a very bad brain haemorrhage?
  3. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Very funny, but too unbelieveable. The thought of an employed person in Liverpool - absurd.
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  4. I heard that joke two popes ago yer dull cunt, I don't bother to sign on, selling drugs and taxing crack whores behind The Royal is a full time freelance enterprise.
  5. why dont you come up with something you full of shit numpty then!
  6. Where do you come from then Mr Tittytouch?
  7. Haha JBM's a numpty :) he will be fucking gutted
  8. The silence is deafening.
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  9. Luckily not from the rock that you crawled out from under!

  10. Come on, don't be shy, which utopian paradise was your mam residing in when you fell out of her arse?
  11. I hadnt heard that before and it made my smile
  12. Once the shit for brains forks driver finds his Birth Cert he may come back and call you a numpty

    Hopefully his mam died in a house fire so he can't ask her
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  13. Do tell, we'll come and live next door.You do have a door?

  14. Evening mucker, Hope your round of golf at Allerton went well. I was in the Rose of Mossley for a few last week, quite a few ex serving have a pint in there including a few who post/lurk on here.
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