liverpool lad 20 looking for female friend

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by SCOUSASOILDA, Sep 4, 2010.

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  1. pm if your intrested
  2. FFS, you're a Scouser - nick one!
  3. FFS, get your arrse down concert square, there's plenty skank down there. If you can't pick up in the pool at the weekend, you must have some serious problem.

  4. He's a scouse, of course he has serious problems!!

  5. Good luck with that!
  6. He might be...(whispers fearfully)...ginger!
  7. He's survived to age 20*, so he's clearly made of stern stuff, despite having been driven to the last refuge of the truly desperate, namely here.

    The poor bastard deserves our patience and understanding.

    He won't get it, though.

  8. What's wrong with ginger?

  9. Nothing...nothing at all (strolls away whistling)
  10. Does it have to be a female friend ;)
  11. PM him and find out, you saucy thing, you! ^_~
  12. Your whistling is out of tune

  13. I haven't put my teeth in.
  14. I hear suction is better without teeth, can you pm the ginger scouse and offer him a blow job ;) get him to report back will you, I would be interested to know if it's true or not. If it is true, I may change my age limit to include old duffers :D

  15. I hope Colleen or the press don't get hold of this Wayne