A paki and an englishman sitting in a bar. Paki drinks his beer and throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots it. He says "in Islamabad our glasses are so cheap we dont need to drink from the same one twice!" The englishman cool as a cucumber drinks his beer, throws his glass, pulls out a gun and shoots the paki. He says "In England we have so many paki's we don't need to drink with the same one twice!!!
Being blessed with a sense of humor like most of the people on this site and a graduate of the Gene Hunt school of sensitivity I forwarded some of Knockers and the other lads jokes to some colleagues
They all seemed to enjoy them exept one who has taken offence at me using the 'P' word
Apparently it is a disgusting word and conjers far worse images than a chap on fire
So incase any of you work with little miss liberal knickers like me I've reworked it for you (she also thinks that we shouldn't brand them as Muslim terrorists as that to is offensive)
I'm just waiting on a reply to my Chill Nigga mail I sent her
So much for the fecking smoking ban a non specific non religious based ethnic minority possibly with terrorisim links wich may or may not be from abroad has already been caught smoking outside glasgow airport