Liverpool Airport

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A_Knocker_Till_The_End, Jul 3, 2007.

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  1. i see Liverpool Airport was closed today for 6 hours after the discovery of a suspicious vehicle apparently the vehicle was insured, had valid road tax and still had it's radio fitted.

    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
  2. great stuff,, british humour at its best,,,
  3. Got a couple of texts today...

    1 can of petrol £5.40, 2 calor gas bottles £42.50, 2nd hand jeep cherokee £2,450, watching 2 terrorists burn alive...Fcuking Priceless!!

    Just had an accident in my car, one of those new skodas hit me...Fcukin jam n sponge n jelly everywhere!
  4. I heard that Liverpool is that rough the milkman has a rear gunner on his float :oops:
  5. three asylum seekers were tragically knocked down & killed today in a supermarket car park.

    tesco....................................every little helps.
  6. Sweating like a scouser on a charge.
  7. Walkers have added two new crisp flavours to their airport selection: Smokey asian and barbecued jeep.

    Police have named the man arrested at Glasgow airport after setting himself on fire as Singe Majeep
  8. Yeah, it's a right bummer getting out of Shell Suits into the communal "I'm an innocent upstanding member of the community, suit and tie.

    Shoe's are a bit of a bounder too"
  9. :D
    Thank you, I haven’t laughed out loud for ages.
  10. We thae terrorists wearing Shell suits or was it BP or Texaco

    TAXI for a couple o' F*annies!!
  11. so much for the fecking smoking ban a paki has already been caught smoking outside glasgow airport
  12. A paki and an englishman sitting in a bar. Paki drinks his beer and throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots it. He says "in Islamabad our glasses are so cheap we dont need to drink from the same one twice!" The englishman cool as a cucumber drinks his beer, throws his glass, pulls out a gun and shoots the paki. He says "In England we have so many paki's we don't need to drink with the same one twice!!!
  13. Closed for 6 hours - FCK - no wheels left on the aircraft. Even the passengers have to board and unboard on the move.

  14. Eh? Have I missed something or has BT gone doolallytap?
  15. You missed something. Read the opening post - like I'm always told to do.