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Livening up the marriage

Andy asked his best mate Tony how he can put the spark back into his marriage. "Try being more adventurous and romantic." suggests Tony. "When you go home tonight give her a big box of chocolates and a bottle of champaigne, then tear her clothes off, bend her over the sofa and make passionate love to her from behind, whilst muttering obscenities in her ear." Andy decides to give it a try and goes home.
Next day Tony asks how it went. "Did you surprise your wife like I suggested?" "Yes", replied Andy. "But I'm not sure who was more surprised, her or the in-laws!"

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