"Come on! Admit it, you miss us! We were much better than these so called Muslim Fundamentalists.... Remember the good old days... Where we'd ring you up.... Have a little natter... Tell you exactly where the bomb was and give you plenty of time to evacuate the area...."
I'm sure the Conservative Govermnent of 1983 having a knees-up in Brighton would disagree Patrick, but I thought you were very funny.
And considering his father was murdered by the UFF when he was just fifteen years old, I'd say that gives him as much right as anyone to base some of his material around the troubles in Northern Ireland.
In September 2007 Kielty apologised after joking about the disappearance of Madeleine McCann during filming of a TV show. The comments prompted several outraged audience members to leave the Dublin auditorium.