Little Prick

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  1. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.

    “What’s up Dave?” asked the publican. “It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”

    “It’s my four-year-old son…” Dave replied.

    “Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? My lad’s just the same – forget about it, it happens to boys that age,” said the publican, sympathetically.

    “I only wish it was that,” continued the customer, “but, it’s far worse than that. The little bastard has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant!”

    “Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the publican.

    “It’s not,” said Dave. “The little prick stuck a pin in all my condoms.”
     
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