Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. Whats up Dave? asked the publican. Its not like you to be so down in the mouth. Its my four-year-old son Dave replied. Dont tell me, hes in trouble for fighting in school? My lads just the same forget about it, it happens to boys that age, said the publican, sympathetically. I only wish it was that, continued the customer, but, its far worse than that. The little bastard has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant! Get away, thats impossible! gasped the publican. Its not, said Dave. The little prick stuck a pin in all my condoms.