Little Patrick

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The night of March 31st and as little Patrick the Catholic gets tucked up in bed his Mum says "if you pray really hard tonight, tomorow you will be a Protestant like me!"

So little Patrick prays like never before. Morning comes and Patrick is still a catholic.

"Mummy mummy" he cries

"I prayed so hard last night but I'm still a horrible Catholic."

His mother gently pats him on the head

"I know son... April fool you wee Fenian bastard!"
 
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