Little Lord Fauntleroy ...... I mean Prince Harry wants to fly a helicopter

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Peter Dow Disciple, Jun 17, 2011.

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  1. Prince Harry to be hunted by dogs and tortured in SAS style training session... as he gets new name to fight in Afghanistan

    Read more: Prince Harry to be hunted by dogs and tortured in Brecon Beacons, as he gets new name to fight in Afghanistan | Mail Online

    Prince Harry is to be dumped in a remote mountain range, hunted down and tortured - before he returns to Afghanistan.

    The Apache helicopter pilot will be tracked by dogs for three days in the Welsh Brecon Beacons to learn how to cope if he was shot down behind enemy lines.

    Once captured, the brutal SAS training exercise will see him forced to stay awake and subjected to mental abuse - including continual screaming in his face and blasted with white noise.

    He will also be given a new ID - to stop the Taliban from targeting him - when he returns to the war-torn country next year.

    ................ Why stop at being an Apache pilot, why does'nt he go the full hog and ask granny to let him be an astronaut and fly the space shuttle?
  2. You arse!

    (fucking 10 letters)
  3. Why don't you ask your Granny for anal? It was only £15 the last time I enquired.
    You cock-end.
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  4. hes definatly an Ugly pilot so it makes sense
  5. More to the point, why don't you burn your eyes out with a soldering iron?
  6. Then she obviously conned you, you knobber
  7. Ahh at last I see something from the scrofulous Peter Dow. Now I know why people think you are a cunt. And why I agree with them.
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  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Wow! A talking vagina!
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  9. Too right she did; it was fucking crap.......!!

    Ba boom tish. Thank you.
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  10. I am not Peter Dow, I am a student/disciple of his.
  11. [​IMG]
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  12. But nevertheless still a cunt.
  13. At least Dow is entertainingly insane, and puts forward a series of opinions that, despite being barking mad in the round, do have a coherence in relation to one another.

    This dullard chod is just annoying.
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  14. Is it my imagintion dow, or do you look like Ronald McDonald when dressed up in your finest buffoonery?
  15. I defer to your superior knowledge, however my opinion remains unchanged.