Little Jonny

#1
Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma.

He casually asked,"Grandma whats that?" She quickly replied, "That's my beaver". Little Johnny didnt say another word.

Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked,"Mommy whats that?" She replied, "Well Johnny thats my beaver."

Little Johnny thought for a bit and said,"Well grandmas beaver must be dying her tongues hanging out!!"
 
#2
You told that to me on the gosport ferry, in amongst the odd dropping of your paratrooper past. you ARE Mike Tierney and whislt I cant call you a cunt on my ferry, and have to laugh at your 'forces' anecdotes, I hereby call you a CUNT - we laugh AT you, not with you. PS - Hows your sister? Lovely gal who you embarress daily with your shite. The only reason I hope you dont fall overboard and get sucked into our screws is that I hope you die of optical cancer. YOU CUNT
 
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