Little Jonny (Again)

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The Teacher Asks Jonny One Day:- "What does you father do?"

    Jonny replies:- "He's a dancer in a gay bar, and if the money's right, he'll let the clients bend him over, ram his arse til it's blue and gob in his mouth..."

    The teacher looks aghast and finally Jonny says:- "Actually, he plays for the England team but I'm too embarrased to say..."