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Little Johny

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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are
going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
example of a multi- syllable word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"
Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your
multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."

Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm
talking about a hand-job."
 

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