Little Johny

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  1. Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are
    going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
    example of a multi- syllable word?"

    Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"
    Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your
    multi-syllable word?"

    Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."

    Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

    Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm
    talking about a hand-job."