Little Johnny's birthday present

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  1. A few days after his birthday, Little Johnny's mother was working in the kitchen listening to him playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and Johnny said, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off the train now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you twats who are getting on, get your arses in the train, cause we're going down the line."

    His mother went ballistic and told Little Johnny, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, Johnny comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and mum heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

    She hears him continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, Little Johnny added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."