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little johnny


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little johnny was sitting in class one Monday morning when the teacher started asking the class what they had done over the weekend. when she got around to Johnny, he said "My grandfather got burnt on Saturday" The teacher said " I hope he wasn't burnt too badly". Johnny said " They don't fcuk around at the crematorium".
Once again little Johnny was sitting in class, not paying attention and looking out the window.
Teach says what are you looking at little Johnny, would you like to tell the class about it?
Little Johnny says I'm looking at the weather vane miss.
And what has the weather vane got on it little Johnny?
Its got a cock on it miss
Why has it got a cock on it little Johnny?
Because if it had a cuhnt on it the wind would blow straight through it miss.

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