Little Johnny

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

    The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."

    Little Johnny replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mum has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."