Little Johnny

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The class gathered around the teacher for a game of "Guess the Animal". The first picture the teacher held up was of a Lion. "Okay," she said brightly, "can anyone tell me what this is?"

"I know, I know, it's a Lion!" yelled Eddie.

"Very good, Eddie. Now, who knows what this animal is called?"

"That's a Tiger!" piped up Jennifer.

"Right, again. And what about this animal?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

Silence fell over the class. After a minute or two, the teacher said, "I'll give you a hint ... it's something you're mother calls your father".

"I know, I know," screamed Little Johnny, "It's a horny bastard!"
 

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