Little Johnny

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  1. Teacher says, "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

    Little Johnny replies, "None Miss".

    "Could you tell me why?"

    "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".

    "The answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."

    Little Johnny says, "Miss, while we're asking questions, could I ask you one?"

    "Its a bit irregular but go on then."

    Little Johnny says, "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it and one is pushing it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

    Teacher, rather embarrassed, replies, "Err... I suppose it was the last one."

    "Well I'd have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."