Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby, the baby was born without ears. Before going to see the baby Johnny's dad told him if he so much as said the word ears he would get a dammed good hiding! When he saw the baby he said "What a lovely baby!" "Thank you" said the mother. Johnny said "Lovely little fingers and toes, cute little nose and lovely eyes! Can he see all right?" "Yes" said the mother. "Thats great" said Johnny "cos he's fcuked if he needed glasses!"