Little Johnny

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Taffnp, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Little Johhny goes into school after bonfire night. The teacher asks the class what they did the previous night, little Suzy says Well miss me, Mam and Dad watched some fireworks had baked spuds and went home.
    Little Johnny stood up - Well miss me and my bruvver stuck bangers up a frogs ass and lit it. -
    Rectum Johnny
    Wrecked em - F**king blew em to bits miss
  2. You owe me one pair of shreddies, these ones are soaked in piss now!