Little Johnny & Fascinate.

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Miss asked the kids to compose a sentence containing the word 'fascinate.'
Diana put up her hand and offered. "We went to the zoo last Sunday and it was fascinating to see all the different animals."
The teacher said. "That was very good Diana, but fascinate is the word I'm looking for, not fascinating."
Sally tried with. When we were on holiday, we went to Madame Tussuad's and we were fascinated by the waxworks looking so real.
Miss told her that it was also a very good try, but the word required was fascinate, not fascinated.
The kids all sat there thinking hard and eventually, little Johnny raised his hand.
At first, the teacher pretended not to notice, she'd been burned by him on more than one occasion. Little Johnny however, was very persistent, shouting out. "Miss, Miss!"
The teacher could not see how he could destroy, or even do damage to the word fascinate, so, with mounting confidence, said.
"Go ahead Johnny."
Triumphantly, Johnny came up with. "My Aunt Brenda, has a red sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so fuckin' big, she can only fasteneight."
Miss put her head in her hands and cried.
 
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