Little Johnny - again

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Little Johnny is sitting in class one day when the teacher says, "I'm going to give you a letter of the alphabet and you need to give me a word that starts with that letter and use it in a sentence. OK, Let's start with A"
Little Johnny raises his hand and shouts, "Teacher! Pick me! Pick me!" The teacher thinks to herself, "I know what he's going to say."
So she calls on another student. Next, the teacher asks for the letters B,C, and D. and each time Little Johnny raises his hand the teacher ignores him and calls on other students. This continues until she reaches the letter U.
By this time Little Johnny is almost jumping out of his seat. The teacher can't really think of a bad word that starts with that letter. So she calls on him.
"U-R-I-N-A-T-E, urinate." The teacher rolls her eyes and says, "OK, now use it in a sentence."
Little Johnny responds, "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten."
 
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