Little Johnny - again

#1
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day when the teacher says, "I'm going to give you a letter of the alphabet and you need to give me a word that starts with that letter and use it in a sentence. OK, Let's start with A"
Little Johnny raises his hand and shouts, "Teacher! Pick me! Pick me!" The teacher thinks to herself, "I know what he's going to say."
So she calls on another student. Next, the teacher asks for the letters B,C, and D. and each time Little Johnny raises his hand the teacher ignores him and calls on other students. This continues until she reaches the letter U.
By this time Little Johnny is almost jumping out of his seat. The teacher can't really think of a bad word that starts with that letter. So she calls on him.
"U-R-I-N-A-T-E, urinate." The teacher rolls her eyes and says, "OK, now use it in a sentence."
Little Johnny responds, "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a ten."
 
#4
Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as an S.B.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Bad Guys, return as a national hero. Then I'd become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he had said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah, what or who would you like to be?"
"I want to be Johnny’s tart!"
 
#5
Little Johnny answered first. "I want to start out as an S.B.S. officer, go to the Middle East and kill loads of militant Bad Guys, return as a national hero. Then I'd become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest nymphomaniac tart, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this unfortunate response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he had said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah, what or who would you like to be?"
"I want to be Johnny’s tart!"
You missed the part where the teacher asks them what they want to be when they grow up.
 
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