little fire fighter

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  1. The Little Fire-fighter



    > A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the
    Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
    with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled
    in the middle.

    > The girl was wearing a fire-fighter’s helmet.

    > The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

    > The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look.

    > 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire-fighter said with

    > 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little
    closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
    cat's testicles.

    > 'Little partner,' the fire-fighter said, 'I don't want to
    tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around
    the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

    > The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably
    right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'