Little eye on the provinces

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Aug 16, 2012.

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  1. Sounds like a bit of harmless romantic fun. With an IQ of 60, you'd expect him to behave like a rabid chimp wouldn't you? Not he was wanking out the front of a primary school.
  2. "She called her mother on her mobile telephone who called the police.”

    FFS! She can't remember 9-9-9?? She calls someone else who cannot give the control room the suspect's description, direction of travel, etc? People like that - and I've had to deal with many of them - cause me to grind my teeth!

    I like to believe people attending this website can either deal with a wrong doer and properly dispose of the body, OR ring 9-9-9 for assistance.
  3. A handy hint for when you're in Australia being stalked by a rabid masturbating retard. 999 doesn't work here it's 000.
  4. A wanker with an IQ of 60 who fancies saddle sore totty and thinks a tin of beans costs £8!

    Normally in east Yorkshire that will get you a seat in parliament and an eventual knighthood!
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  5. You'd think she'd have been fairly moist and up for it after an hour with 20 hands between her legs.....

  6. Is that not why he got into trouble in the first place
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  7. Be fair she doesn't sound that bright with a line like:
    Other half rides horses, might have to use that one later.
  8. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    IQ of 60 is officially a Moron, every days a learning day.

    50-69 Moron
    20-49 Imbecile
    <20 Idiot

  9. Also, does that mean after three years he's good to go again!?
  10. 3 years of not wanking in public? However will mongo cope?
  11. Is that pronounced "Oh! Oh! Oh!" or "Oooh!" ?