Little Britain Fans .....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by eve1962, Nov 26, 2004.

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  1. "I wanna rabbit"

    "OK, we'll go to the petshop and get one. What you gonna call it?"


    IN PET SHOP ......

    "I want that one!"

    "But that's a snake. Snakes scare you."

    "Yeh, I know"

    "Let's go look at the rabbits"

    "I want that one"


    "I want a rabbit"
  2. Vocky Pollard is from Brizzle isn't she?

    A Knowley?
  3. Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else to add to your post.
  4. "Vicky, where's your baby?"

    "I swapped it for a Westlife CD"

    "But that's terrible"

    "Yeh I know, they're rubbash!!!!!!!"
  5. Eve you really going for this posting malarky today
  6. If you want to buy a pet, you go to a pet shop; if you want to buy a pet shop, you go to a pet shop shop; if you want to buy a pet shop shop, you're just being silly.

  7. "We really are ladies, arent we????

    Oh yes we are most definitely members of the fair sex!!!"

    "It's sooooooooo hard being the only gay in the village!!!"

    Brilliant fun

    agent smith
  8. "Yes, I'm a lady. You can't get into my room because it's full of lady things"


    "Where shall we go on holiday?"


    "But you always said Finland had a maudlin quality that rendered it unsuitable as a holiday destination"

    "Yeh I know"

    "Florida looks nice, shall we go there?"


    ON PLANE TO FINLAND ...............

    "I wanna go to Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  9. I'm the only gay in this chatroom, Myfanwy!

    Oops! :oops:
  10. "How did you get up there?"

    "I fell"

  11. Computer says no.
  12. Carrot cake, carrot cake , contain ye any nuts?


    Dust? Anyone? Dust? Anyone? Dust? Anyone? Dust? Anyone? Dust? Anyone? Dust? Anyone? Dust? Anyone? Dust? Anyone? Dust? Anyone?
  13. "Thats it!!! Im going to find somewhere with no other gays!!

    Im going to visit my two uncles in san francisco!!!"

    quality viewing last night!!

    agent smith