Lithuanian Mil Trg

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  1. This videotaped training for the Lithuanian military somehow manages to make its soldiers look both ridiculous and incredibly terrifying. While other countries may be busting into bunkers with targeted explosives, the Lithuanians have stuck by the tried and true "hit it until it works" method. Then, when two minutes of futile beating fails to produce any results, Captain Lithuania comes in from off-screen and levels the door with a swing of his mighty boot. Why they didn't let that guy have the hammer in the first place is beyond us. Even though this may just be a prank on the poor soldier with a hammer, we support the efforts of Lithuania’s Covert Chuckle Brigade.
  2. haha after showing everyone in the billots this video on a Swynnerton Christmas Camp, our ex sas SI now has captain lithuania as his nick name
  3. What was the expression? Something about don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
    That or loads of bang stuff.