Hi guys. I have always admired chaps who dont give a rats about black fingernails, you know? Right, heres the deal. Just back from a lovely wedding do in the country and having had a few too many free drinks, and the Memsahib having gone to bed... I find myself alone with my laptop. I should have gone for DonkeyFarmyardSluts.org, I really should. Instead I went to eBay. And bid on a Lister standing engine. A Lister G1, which I think is a single cylinder standing engine. Its a runner, but I bet the big ends are fukced. No problem. Its a winter project and happy days in my shed. That is not why I need your expertese. I can do white bearings and at a push, rebore the frocking thing. The reason I come to you is this. I've bought it, but I aint got a scoobie what to do with it. I got a river. Extensive woods, a garden and a wife who is asking what the frock I am doing buying a Lister standing engine. You see my problem? Any advice welcome.