Listen you....

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by Ugleebugga, May 13, 2011.

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  1. ....Fecka’s...I am mightily pissed off...and I blame this new forum format. I am missing all the good good shit, I mean guns, alcohol..that sort of thing...not T-shirts in “girls sizes” either ..I mean size “L”..what the ****...I don’t want one for the to have lots of “Xs” before the "L"....if you know what I mean..anyway, since the mistress has downed tools, for some reason or other...I have a few quid over this month...ain’t no way I’m paying her rent since she turned the tap high and low...look behind the sofa...bring on the good stuff for me to bid for...and for ****’s sake make sure even a myopic old twat like me can see it.....
  2. Kids. Dont. Do. Drugs
  3. Fixed that for you. (Time for pills then bedtime.)
  4. HHH

    HHH LE

  5. **** right's only the mask...and roofies..that get me laid...
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  6. Very odd. The girls must like being nobbed by someone who looks like a Robertsons Golly. Ahhh it isn't girls is it? It's reptiles. And the squirmy lil ******* don't want people to know they are entertaining you. They must charge a lot.
  7. Reptiles....damn! I hadn't thought of that. Thanks for your well-informed input......
  8. There's no charge.