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#1
....Fecka’s...I am mightily pissed off...and I blame this new forum format. I am missing all the good shit..by good shit, I mean guns, alcohol..that sort of thing...not T-shirts in “girls sizes” either ..I mean size “L”..what the ****...I don’t want one for the missus...got to have lots of “Xs” before the "L"....if you know what I mean..anyway, since the mistress has downed tools, for some reason or other...I have a few quid over this month...ain’t no way I’m paying her rent since she turned the tap off....so..search high and low...look behind the sofa...bring on the good stuff for me to bid for...and for ****’s sake make sure even a myopic old twat like me can see it.....
 
#4
....Fecka’s...I am mightily pissed off...and I blame this new forum format. I am missing all the good shit..by good shit, I mean guns, alcohol..that sort of thing...not T-shirts in “girls sizes” either ..I mean size “L”..what the ****...I don’t want one for the missus...got to have lots of “Xs” before the "L"....if you know what I mean..anyway, since the mistress has downed tools, for some reason or other...I have a few quid over this month...ain’t no way I’m paying her rent since she turned the tap off....so..search high and low...look behind the sofa...bring on the good stuff for me to bid for...and for ****’s sake make sure even a myopic old twat like me can see it.....[/QUOTE]

Take the mask off, that will help!!
 
#6
Very odd. The girls must like being nobbed by someone who looks like a Robertsons Golly. Ahhh it isn't girls is it? It's reptiles. And the squirmy lil ******* don't want people to know they are entertaining you. They must charge a lot.
 

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