Listen, just take a bloody listen

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Ringing 999 to find out what date it is? Just mental, you need shooting.

The old bird trying to get hold of the PM was rather funny though, Hyacinth bucket (?) in full flow... The poor bird taking that call must have the patience of a saint!
 
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999....Police please...Yes how can I help you sir..........Jarrod stole my baby lamb!....your name please and location....Mullah Abdullah Saeed al Afghani....location....Abdali Shah road, Kandahar!

Police...Fuck off you goat shagging wanker!
 
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AK, Bill Bailey is talented and that but don't you think your worship of him is a bit OTT?
 

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