List of animals that are acceptable to kill?

#1
Obviously dogs are out as we can see by the wailing and gnashing of teeth on here today.

I take it wasps,blue-bottles and possibly even pigeons are ok? They are all generally accepted as pests so I presume no-one feels any remorse about slotting or garotting them?

In a previous life I used to work as a fish-farmer on the West Coast of Scotland and the amount of death and carnage that was dished out in that job would take some beating.

I'll start off with the fairly easy and obvious ones:

Trout (Sea and Rainbow)
Salmon
Mullet
Mackerel
Sea Gulls


I'm heading towards warm blooded creatures now and dont want to upset anyone so can we please have an exhaustive list from the townies and tree-huggers :nod:
 
#2
cows, sheep, pigs, goats, chickens, wild boar, deer, geese, ducks, wabbits and Liverpudlians
 
#3
Deer. Her Majesty's enemies. Her Majesty's ex-daughter-in-law.
 
#5
cows, sheep, pigs, goats, chickens, wild boar, deer, geese, ducks, wabbits and Liverpudlians
Jesus woman, do you eat rabbit?.........sicko.

Any pointless creature as has been stated. Wasps, flies, daddy long legs, mosquitoes. I would add cats to that list, they disgust me with their obnoxious 'I'm better than you' behaviour. Fuck off cats, you can't intimidate me.
 
#6
Jesus woman, do you eat rabbit?.........sicko.

Any pointless creature as has been stated. Wasps, flies, daddy long legs, mosquitoes. I would add cats to that list, they disgust me with their obnoxious 'I'm better than you' behaviour. Fuck off cats, you can't intimidate me.
My ex brother in law recently 'bagged' his first waskally wabbit, returned home proudly with his prize to refer to his 'how to skin a wabbit' book. He placed it on the kitchen table while he read (you gun toting huntin' and fishin' types can see where this is going can't you?)

As he turned back to the object of his tummy-lust, he was bemused to see a faint misty grey stain spreading in all directions across the white chopping board. Hopping and skipping excitedly back to his plunder he gazed down.......to see about 7 million fucked off fleas, rucksacks over their shoulders, muttering in a disgruntled fashion about no-notice evictions heading straight for his living room shag-pile!!


Lesson learnt....he's got a butchers block in the garage now. Any tips on 'persuading' fleas to sling their hook before getting the dinner home gratefully received!!
 
#10
Squirrels (Grey)
Pike
Perch
Carp
Ducks (all variants)
Guinea Fowl
Peafowl (yummy)
Rabbits
Hare
Deer (Roe, Red, Fallow and Muntjac)
Rooks
Crows
Pigeons
Magpies
Canada Geese (Excellent alternative to Turkey)
Snipe
Pheasant
Woodcock (if you can hit the bastards)
Foxes
Wild Boar
All sea fish
Mice
Rats (with a terrier)
Mink
Moles
 
#12
My ex brother in law recently 'bagged' his first waskally wabbit, returned home proudly with his prize to refer to his 'how to skin a wabbit' book. He placed it on the kitchen table while he read (you gun toting huntin' and fishin' types can see where this is going can't you?)

As he turned back to the object of his tummy-lust, he was bemused to see a faint misty grey stain spreading in all directions across the white chopping board. Hopping and skipping excitedly back to his plunder he gazed down.......to see about 7 million fucked off fleas, rucksacks over their shoulders, muttering in a disgruntled fashion about no-notice evictions heading straight for his living room shag-pile!!


Lesson learnt....he's got a butchers block in the garage now. Any tips on 'persuading' fleas to sling their hook before getting the dinner home gratefully received!!

Hypontise the fluffy little bunny with a bright light. Whilst Bugsy is mesmerised slowly, slowly mind, walk up to it. Get as close as you can, nose to nose if possible and blast it with ye olde Blunderbuss. Granted, there may not be much rabbit left but the fleas will about 10 yards away from the bloody mangled carcass. Job done.
 

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Hypontise the fluffy little bunny with a bright light. Whilst Bugsy is mesmerised slowly, slowly mind, walk up to it. Get as close as you can, nose to nose if possible and blast it with ye olde Blunderbuss. Granted, there may not be much rabbit left but the fleas will about 10 yards away from the bloody mangled carcass. Job done.
I suppose it saves mincing them for wabbit wissoles!!
 
#15
Any ARSE NAL fan who complains about their precious players getting "roughed up", pathetic wasters!
 
#18
Snails. The turban wearing taliban of slugs

(yes I know they are completely different breeds of creature)

Edited to add teenagers on fucking mopeds
 
#19
I recently sponsored a tiger. The bastard has provided no proof that he has done anything worthwhile. No spellings, no lengths of the pool, nothing. I'm beginning to think it's all a big con. With that in mind...tigers. Fuckin' leeches!!!
 
#20
My ex brother in law recently 'bagged' his first waskally wabbit, returned home proudly with his prize to refer to his 'how to skin a wabbit' book. He placed it on the kitchen table while he read (you gun toting huntin' and fishin' types can see where this is going can't you?)

As he turned back to the object of his tummy-lust, he was bemused to see a faint misty grey stain spreading in all directions across the white chopping board. Hopping and skipping excitedly back to his plunder he gazed down.......to see about 7 million fucked off fleas, rucksacks over their shoulders, muttering in a disgruntled fashion about no-notice evictions heading straight for his living room shag-pile!!


Lesson learnt....he's got a butchers block in the garage now. Any tips on 'persuading' fleas to sling their hook before getting the dinner home gratefully received!!
Paunch and skin in the field.
 
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