Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Murielson, Dec 2, 2004.
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I would like a pink landrover, a pink computer, a pink chanel bag, a string of pearls, chanel No 5 and an action man
I have been good all year
a good woman with a strong back
I want a 5 star hotel suite for a week in the Bahamas, BBC and cait, and a case of tequila. It might kill me, but I'll die with a smile on my face.
In the form of a necklace?,does the chap supply it?
Do I get the impression you gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) want to empty your sack at Christmas?
Where's my fcuking bike?
Comes once a year and fills your stocking?
SANTA CLAUS-of course!
Presumably that should read: Who comes once a year and fills your stocking?
In any case, nobody fills my stockings except me
A gusset, a fanny magnet and a Fisher Price knocking shop please.
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.
You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out
"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
If this is the Eminem Christmas song then all I can say is BRING BACK PHIL SPECTOR
Ozgerbobble, oh how you bring the joys of an Aussie Xmas songs back, now where did I put my Kevin Wilson tape?
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