List for Santa

#1
Post yours here. He is a member and save you cost of a stamp :lol:
 
#2
Dear Santa

I would like a pink landrover, a pink computer, a pink chanel bag, a string of pearls, chanel No 5 and an action man

I have been good all year :oops:

Poppy :wink:
 
#3
a good woman with a strong back
 
#4
I want a 5 star hotel suite for a week in the Bahamas, BBC and cait, and a case of tequila. It might kill me, but I'll die with a smile on my face.
 
#6
galgenberg said:
Poppy said:
Dear Santa

I would like a string of pearls, and an action man

I have been good all year :oops:

Poppy :wink:
In the form of a necklace?,does the chap supply it?
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#7
twicer said:
galgenberg said:
Poppy said:
Dear Santa

I would like a string of pearls, and an action man

I have been good all year :oops:

Poppy :wink:
In the form of a necklace?,does the chap supply it?
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do I get the impression you gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) want to empty your sack at Christmas?
 
#9
Snow_White said:
twicer said:
galgenberg said:
Poppy said:
Dear Santa

I would like a string of pearls, and an action man

I have been good all year :oops:

Poppy :wink:
In the form of a necklace?,does the chap supply it?
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do I get the impression you gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) want to empty your sack at Christmas?
Comes once a year and fills your stocking? :lol:
 
#10
galgenberg said:
Snow_White said:
twicer said:
galgenberg said:
Poppy said:
Dear Santa

I would like a string of pearls, and an action man

I have been good all year :oops:

Poppy :wink:
In the form of a necklace?,does the chap supply it?
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do I get the impression you gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) want to empty your sack at Christmas?
Comes once a year and fills your stocking? :lol:
SANTA CLAUS-of course!
 
#11
galgenberg said:
Snow_White said:
twicer said:
galgenberg said:
Poppy said:
Dear Santa

I would like a string of pearls, and an action man

I have been good all year :oops:

Poppy :wink:
In the form of a necklace?,does the chap supply it?
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Do I get the impression you gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) want to empty your sack at Christmas?
Comes once a year and fills your stocking? :lol:
Presumably that should read: Who comes once a year and fills your stocking?

In any case, nobody fills my stockings except me :wink:
 
#12
A gusset, a fanny magnet and a Fisher Price knocking shop please.
 
#13
Hey Santa claus you cunt!

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!

Where's me fucking pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you fucking ho ho ho

You forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old fucking wanker Forgot me fucking bike.

You wait you old cunt, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
 
#14
If this is the Eminem Christmas song then all I can say is BRING BACK PHIL SPECTOR 8)
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#16
I just want a set of skin lampahades......

Made from the faces of Bliar, TCH and Blind Pugh.

:twisted:

(I can cure the hides myself if necessary.)
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#18
I can't do the Audi - will you settle for a squirt ?

;)
 
#19
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
 

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