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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, Jul 1, 2009.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    According to the Mail online its the road to hell!

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    However the biggest fcuking horror in the whole article is this munter:


    I mean FFS what is that?

    I would dare anyone to shag that!
  2. Done worse than that
  3. No problem.
    Wouldn't thin twice, would probably even enjoy it....
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

    any hole's a goal... as long as I've got a plank and a piece of rope so I can tie it across me arse in case I fall in. :)
  5. I would - You call yourself a member/Ex member of her majestys armed forces. I'd do it just so she could be tagged on the world atlas as another location where her majestys armed forces have conducted operations.

    She is actually quite nice in comparison to a fairly recent adventure.
  6. Peaches Geldoff would also be a waste of a good wank.
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Just wait until she piddles and follow the stream back to source.
    I would.
  8. I'm doing worse than that, only bacause she take it up the shitter though. A real man would grab a handful of her hair, bend her over and give the fatty the good news! Whilst singing God Save the Queen.
  9. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    You POOF!

    I have, I would, and in case you hadn't noticed, she's got a great voice, which improves dramatically as she cums under my ministrations.
  10. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Your all depraved!

    Apparently this it what it looks like once you sober up!

  11. Is that a skid mark on her right leg?
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And that is bad in what way?
  13. I like your thinking :twisted:
  14. Can you put a formal set of orders together... I'll build the model and lets get cracking.


    Okay - Which one does the 2up want me to suppress first?
  15. A plan?
    Thats not a plan, it does score very highly for wild and unrestrained optomism but it doesn't qualify as a plan.