Lippy is a Dog murderer

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  1. Lippy last week added another poor defencless animal to her list of canine victims.

    Below are pictures before she cut them up with power tools

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    Her garden looks like the french war graves, ban her from owning pets, they all meet with a sticky end :D :D
  2. Lippy, you heartless byitch !! Where's Rover , Booooo, Hooooo !!
  3. Thats why the Beagle project failed.

    They had Lippy working on it and she murdered the fcuker :D
  4. At the doggy morgue with fatal stab and skillsaw wounds
  5. That's terrible. Lippy, why? What did he do to you? And can I have a shag?
  6. No gunny, go down the list a way ok :wink:

    Have now digested and found a suitable franchise :lol:

    short stays compulsory 8)
    You BUGGERS !!!!!
  7. Awwwww, that lil doggy on that page is adorable! :D
  8. Lippy uses it as a shopping list for her next victims
  9. Lippy,....

    Aunty deserves to be bitten for saying that,....... go on, bite him...... I dare ya! :wink:
  10. Right on the helmet if you please :wink:
  11. Ooooooooooh, you've had it now, Aunty! :roll:
  12. Shut it fatty, or I'll come round and ream your cnut out :D
  13. Listen to the kettle callin' the pot........ :roll:
  14. yeah yeah yeah, but will you let me do you?
  15. Awwww Aunty, I can't tonight sweetie,...... I'm too fat to move! :roll: