Lip up fatty - ambulances cannot take you, the fireman can!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bitterandtwisted, Mar 13, 2009.

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  1. I can imagine this telephone conversation:

    Local Hospital: Hullo is this the Green watch?

    Leading Firefighter: yes how can I help?

    Local Hospital: Well we have Meatloaf/Giant haystacks/ Some thick bird off big brother in bed but we cant lift them out as they are fat fookers and we need to get them to hospital.

    Leading Firefighter:

    Fack off I am on strike youll have to ask the army to do it....!

  2. Just me that hates fatties then?
  3. Seems so :L