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Lip up fatty - ambulances cannot take you, the fireman can!

I can imagine this telephone conversation:

Local Hospital: Hullo is this the Green watch?

Leading Firefighter: yes how can I help?

Local Hospital: Well we have Meatloaf/Giant haystacks/ Some thick bird off big brother in bed but we cant lift them out as they are fat fookers and we need to get them to hospital.

Leading Firefighter:

Fack off I am on strike youll have to ask the army to do it....!


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