Lions will eat ANYTHING.........

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    A former Greenjacket starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.

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    As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.

    Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.

    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.

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    He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because
    lions eat anything..

    He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

    He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the SouthAmerican Bees.As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.. He grabs the spade and
    smashes the bees to a pulp.By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"

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    The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant -

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    today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees ! Mega !.........



    I KNOW, I KNOW BUT YOU’RE STILL GOING TO FORWARD IT ON, I CAN TELL…………


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  2. About as old as the fungi on my foreskin!
     
  3. I thought his first job was cleaning the aviary, thus making the punchline-

    Finch, chimps and mushy-bees...
     

  4. That was the post 60's version, Goatman has gone for the original 50's version - hope that helps :)
     
  5. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    hee hee - well I'm glad to have afforded you miserable old-timers some memories anyway - and I notice not one of you has whacked so much as a quid on the SSAFA site.....maybe you never served ...(unless of course you're all ex RGJ) .?

    this is what the bike ride is all about....

    Headley Court and Selly Oak

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  6. Listen smeghead, just because one hasn't supported SSAFA doesn't mean that one hasn't supported others.