LINGsCARS NOW DELIVER TO CATTERICK COMPETITION!!!

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#1
I arrange free transporter delivery to Catterick Garrison. No VAT saving, but I give free keyring as prize for best catchy catchphrase.

Please post catchy catchphrase below.
 
#3
ahhh Lings and Grivens a free car from ling !


any good ? :D
 
#5
So, no free cars from Ling but you can have one of these and a keyring if you live in Catterick and come up with a good catchphrase.



Sadly(?), I don't live in Catterick and I've nowhere to put one.

edited to show a chinese tank transporter.
 
#6
Rather than offer a free keyring in return for a catchphrase, why not offer purchasers of your cars a brace of Dover Soles.

Then you could say, "Ah, soles from Ling!"
 
#7
In the spirit of equality i will ask my question in English then in Chinese.

English:

I live in a big city. I am tired of having to walk to work. Do you have a small city car for rent?


Chinese:

I live in big sh1tty. I tired of having wok to work. You have small sh1tty car rent me?
 
#9
"Buy a car from Ling or we will let Cutaway date your daughter!"

Or

"Ling knows where you live! Rent from her or your pet ends up in the mixed meat fried noodles!"

If you use those great lines I would like £1000 each and full creative rights and ownership and not a key ring. I will wait by the door for the post :lol:
 
#10
Heywood_Jablowme said:
if car in catterick is your thing

take free delivery from ling

chop suey,kung fooey

i also provide free bag-piping service
WINNER! Very creative! I like Scottish-ethnic slant.

Send address to private message for Keyring.
 
#11
LordVonHarley said:
"Buy a car from Ling or we will let Cutaway date your daughter!"

Or

"Ling knows where you live! Rent from her or your pet ends up in the mixed meat fried noodles!"

If you use those great lines I would like £1000 each and full creative rights and ownership and not a key ring. I will wait by the door for the post :lol:
WINNER!

Sh1t but shows effort. Send address to private message.
 
#13
Renovatio said:
In the spirit of equality i will ask my question in English then in Chinese.

English:

I live in a big city. I am tired of having to walk to work. Do you have a small city car for rent?


Chinese:

I live in big sh1tty. I tired of having wok to work. You have small sh1tty car rent me?
I have Citroen C1, Corsa, Clio. All less than £130/mth inc VAT. No discount! You lucky I even talk to you! What you want? Red car or blue car? You tell me - I find! Fill in form on website, with FULL details, no rude words, and I will sort it. Give me bank account details, I wipe clean, you get car. Free KEYRING for you boy.
 
#15
LingsCars said:
Renovatio said:
In the spirit of equality i will ask my question in English then in Chinese.

English:

I live in a big city. I am tired of having to walk to work. Do you have a small city car for rent?


Chinese:

I live in big sh1tty. I tired of having wok to work. You have small sh1tty car rent me?
I have Citroen C1, Corsa, Clio. All less than £130/mth inc VAT. No discount! You lucky I even talk to you! What you want? Red car or blue car? You tell me - I find! Fill in form on website, with FULL details, no rude words, and I will sort it. Give me bank account details, I wipe clean, you get car. Free KEYRING for you boy.
Notice I supply whole car with 1 million moving parts and worth £6000+, all for less cost than owning watch below for 1 month.

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Save additional money by stealing fuel from Army and driving without insurance.
 
#16
If your banger's always out on a wing,
There's a number you must ring,
At home you can take your pick,
No need to leave Catterick,
Cuz you'll get free delivery from Ling!


Ling, please admit to superiority of Japanese engineering and poetry mastery.

Perhaps some haiku would work (translations included):

車売り                 
中国人が
うるさいよ
(The Selling cars
Chinese person should
Shut up)

メモ多い
車欲しいが
スパム過ぎ
(Many messages
I want a car
But there's too much spam)

西のリング
日本車嫌い
でも売るわ!
(Ling from the West
Hates Japanese cars
But still sells them)
 
#18
Carcass said:
If your banger's always out on a wing,
There's a number you must ring,
At home you can take your pick,
No need to leave Catterick,
Cuz you'll get free delivery from Ling!


Ling, please admit to superiority of Japanese engineering and poetry mastery.

Perhaps some haiku would work (translations included):

車売り                 
中国人が
うるさいよ
(The Selling cars
Chinese person should
Shut up)

メモ多い
車欲しいが
スパム過ぎ
(Many messages
I want a car
But there's too much spam)

西のリング
日本車嫌い
でも売るわ!
(Ling from the West
Hates Japanese cars
But still sells them)
Hey Carcass, have you ever thought about giving up the day job. That was very good. Go on to RS NOW DELIVER TO BFPO COMPETITION and do one for Richer Sounds. You could get more than a cheap N nasty chinese key ring
 
#19
"Rent from Ling or God will smite you!!!!

Catterick is the Devils own arrse crack, the only way to salvation is to Rent or Buy from Ling.
All cars have been Ordained by God and test driven by Jesus ..... Some have been dented by Mary"
 
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#20
If cheap reliable cars are your thing,
Pick up the phone and speak to Ling,
Plenty of choice and minimum fuss,
Ling's cars are the ones to trust!!!

hows that ?
 
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