Discount on ALL my new cars! ... for all ARRSE-holes
FIRE IN HOLE! I have worked my socks off with my suppliers to convince them they should subsidise or encourage brave UK Army people who use ARRSE! I had so many moans about my wonderful KEYRINGS not being a good enough incentive, you greedy but brave chappies.
I have gone halves with my new car suppliers to offer a 10% discount...
...on the initial payment for users of ARRSE.
What this means (to be clear). If you chose (say) a NEW d4mn fast Mazda RX-8
192bhp sexy Wankel Coupe in metallic at Â£270.24/mth (10k miles per annum) for 2-years... you would pay Â£270.24 x3 (Â£810.72) as initial payment, then 23 direct debits of Â£270.24. (Â£'s incl VAT in this example).
I will return cashback 10% of the Â£810.72, so you get Â£81.07 back when you take delivery.
Due to finance company restrictions, it cannot be deducted from the initial payment, it must be returned to you as cashback cheque in UKP (not Chinese RMB Yuan, dumbos).
I hope you think this makes it worth to investigate my car deals, and I hope it assists poor, underpaid soldiers and ex-soldiers. My margins are low, so this leaves me with just a thin or no margin, and I am doing this to increase numbers and persuade my suppliers that the British Army is worth to offer deals to.
It applies to ALL my deals, and to any car I do a bespoke quote for, so you can be assured I do not increase prices just to show a discount. Just tell me you are from ARRSE!!!
Hope you all happy! Buy cars!! WAH!