Lineys (sorry Drivers) vs The world

Being a new user to Arrse and having browsed through at great length, it seems to me that their is a great deal of tension between the good old binman and techies/IS Ops/ YofS that covers a great deal of subjects. Bearing that in mind I thought Id open this thread for us all to have a go at each other.
Come on, have a go. you know it will be a laugh!!!

Someone bring me a new Tech, I seem to have snapped this one!
No one is to stone anyone one until I blow this whistle, even.....and I want to make this perfectly clear.........Even if they do say Jehova!!!
Dgrade, don't use the same tech twice, Corps policy is recruitment not retention, their will be another one along soon. Fresh Green and above all, Tight.
Tried that, but the little git wont stop crying :lol: :lol:
How do you know she's a witch????????
Dgrade.............I would never slag you Combat Trades are to valuable ! You make my day when I see you lot walking around camp. You all look so smart. You conversations are so funny. You never have a complex about other tradesman. You never complain about the jobs you do. You fulfill all your tasks and perform them to the best of your ability. And you are all so be continued !
And you seem like a very nice chap yourself CS, maybe you could entertain the "combat trades" with a brief yet informative discussion about the meaning of your user name. I bet the long winter nights fly by in your house :wink:
Boney_m............yes my wife, children and wife enjoy the winter nights. When you look out the window and see all the snow and the crisp clear sky we all huddle around the fire place and have good family fun. Then with a cup of hot choclate the children go off to bed and me and the wife sit and chat, watch telly or read a novel. She normal has a novel based around love and cheating and I particulary enjoy Fredrick Forsyth...........thank you for asking about my family life.........not quite what this thread is about........but thank you anyway :x
CSMA, Boney asked about the user name, just remember to tell her you can't go FD

Woof woof
digimon..............there is always one.................i know he was asking about my user name.........god you must be from the Combat trade.....I dont even know why i am replying to you..............God help us if you are above L/Cpl
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, saucer of milk for CSMA_CD - Frederick Forsyth and contention based protocols - You raver you :D

listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, Speak, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, speak.

You have found your vocation.

More Listen than talk, you will only ever be equal when you make it to FDDI.

whats a L\Cpl and combat trade?
Digimon you obs are someone who is trying to be something you an't. I thought the saying was

you have no rounds in the BODY or chamber carry on.

isn't the breach and chamber the same thing?


You really, really need to get some therapy.
:D being an old liney ive listened to all the arguments about OTHER trades and lineys .....
and ive come to the following conclousion

IF you aint a REAL liney 8)

your all FAGS :twisted:


hi guys the jedi is in the house

look there are no hard and fast rules to being a liney
apart from ;

u can eat s##t srarnies
drink a pint o p##s
play soggy buiscit
and hate all techs ( only if u wanna )

oh and work my fat ass off for no money :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

any ho gotta go and plug me phone in somewhere :eek:
Can someone help me out here, I served at a telemech unit and they all wore line belts (even the sprogs) does that make them real lineys?
PS most of them could drive as well, does that make them dual trade? :twisted:
As I understand it the new lineys are no longer lineys when they come out from Blandford they are Royal Signals Drivers.
If they lose there Driving lisence do they become just Royal Signals?????

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