lineys lamont

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  1. Does any one have the words to this song ...lineys lamont i used to know it but cant for the life of me remember .

    cheers guys

    Daz
     
  2. a soldier and a liney went drinking one day
    said the soldier to the liney what shall we pray

    Is this the one....?




    nnnn
     
  3. "Lineys lament" ?
     
  4. the reason you lot carn't remember it is cause you are all driver lineman puffs and not prpper combat lneman
     
  5. Didn't think there were any real lineys these days. Just pretenders in liney belts.
     
  6. As I recall from my Liney days (75-97 plus some STABbing before and after), the Lament goes as follows:

    The first thing we’ll pray for, we’ll pray for a beer,
    Glorious, glorious, glorious beer,
    And if we have one beer, may we also have ten,
    Then we’ll have a f*****g brewery, said the Lineys, Amen!

    The next thing we’ll pray for, we’ll pray for a wench,
    Glorious, glorious, glorious wench,
    And if we have one wench, may we also have ten,
    Then we’ll have a f*****g brothel, said the Lineys, Amen!

    The last thing we’ll pray for, we’ll pray for the Queen,
    Glorious, glorious, glorious Queen,
    And if she has one son, may she also have ten,
    Then she’ll have a f*****g Line Troop, said the Lineys, Amen!

    Ex Liney 1 Div, 39 Bde, 2 Div, 16, Afcent, 8 Sigs, 7 Sigs.
     
  7. "Didn't think there were any real lineys these days. Just pretenders in liney belts."

    By the way, Leaham, what is YOUR Liney pedigree???
     
  8. like smallheathen said but he forgot the pound that would pay for the beer and whore.