Limericks

#1
I like the good old limericks:

Here's one to start you off:

A faggot who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom

Do you guys out there have more?
 
#2
Twizzlelehope said:
I like the good old limericks:

Here's one to start you off:

A faggot who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
As to who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom

Do you guys out there have more?
Or?

A lesbian who lived in Rangoon
Took a nancyboy up to her room
As she turned out the light
She said "lets get this right"
Who does what and to whom.
 
#3
There was a young girl from the Azores
whoes cnut was covered in sores
the dogs in the street used to eat the green meat
that hung in festoons from her drawers
 
#4
A young lady who's name was Rose Hitchin
Was scratching her minge in the kitchen
Her mother said Rose, pox I suppose
Rose said bollocks get on with your knittin'.
 
#5
There was a young man from calcutta
who liked to lube up his wife in butter
But when asked did it slip
He said oh just a bit
but only when putting it up her
 
#6
brummieboy1 said:
A young lady who's name was Rose Hitchin
Was scratching her minge in the kitchen
Her mother said Rose, pox I suppose
Rose said balls get on with your knittin'.
Or

There was young lady in Hitchin,
Who was scratching her cunt in the kitchen,
Her mother said Rose, its crabs i suppose,
She said yes and the fuckers are itchin.

There was a young lady in France,
who got on a bus in a trance,
everyone fucked her, except the conductor,
and he came twice in his parnts
 
#7
The lass I brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of blue eyes,
her breasts, so well kept,
were what I’d expect,
but her cock was quite a surprise.
 
#9
Thre was a young girl named Mariah
Who succombed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
 
#10
There once was a young man from Buckingham
Who stood on the bridge at Uppingham.
He was watching the stunts of the c unts in the punts
and the tricks of the pricks that were f uckin' 'em!

Singing - "That was an 'orrible song ...
 
#11
There was an old man from Dundee
Who invented a Wankin machine
The rollers went too fast
The sparks flew up his arse
And his balls were whipped to cream

Boom Boom
 
#13
I'm not just posting this to send Markintmes's blood-pressure through the roof. :oops:
And it's not a "Why didn't the thread-starter use the 'search'?"..... :roll:
I like limericks ........ and it seems that some others do, too. :D
So, if anyone's interested in reading some more, (and to bring them together) Arrse has plenty more on:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=19345/highlight=limericks.html

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=104618/highlight=limericks.html

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=79279/highlight=limericks.html

...... and a search of "limericks" brings up a few other threads, too.
 
#14
bovvy said:
I'm not just posting this to send Markintmes's blood-pressure through the roof. :oops:
And it's not a "Why didn't the thread-starter use the 'search'?"..... :roll:
I like limericks ........ and it seems that some others do, too. :D
So, if anyone's interested in reading some more, (and to bring them together) Arrse has plenty more on:

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=19345/highlight=limericks.html

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=104618/highlight=limericks.html

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=79279/highlight=limericks.html

...... and a search of "limericks" brings up a few other threads, too.


:twisted: Rather than search through other sites, perhaps use of the old brain box would bring forth more hilarity.
 

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