Limerick Competition

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  1. In order to fulfil a dare
    I needed to upset T Blair
    I decided to skiff him
    'cos I knew that would miff him

    A big pat on the back for the best last line :)
  2. and you cant remove sh*t from nose hair.
  3. and caught his balls in a snare!
  4. ...and beat him whilst he was tied to a chair. :twisted:

    (to long? don't care)
  5. whilst rodding cherrrie bliar :twisted:
  6. but was too late, prescott was already there :lol:
  7. but missed the egg launched into the air :p