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Lily Allen: I've only ever been sexually assaulted by white males

Mental as a result of sh*t parenting I would guess.
Really? Noooo, never!

Keith Allen: At the age of 11 he was sent to Brentwood boarding school in Essex when his father was posted to Singapore. He was expelled from the school at the age of 13. At the age of 15 he was sent to a borstal after repeatedly being caught stealing, later saying that he "had a great time" there.

After having several jobs during the 1970s, including a job as a stagehand from which he was sacked after joining Max Bygraves' chorus line on stage naked.

In the mid-1980s Allen served a 21-day jail sentence in Pentonville Prison after being found guilty of criminal damage at the Zanzibar club in Covent Garden.

A staunch socialist, whose political philosophy was influenced by the Workers' Revolutionary Party...

Allen has on his shoulder a tattoo of Rinka the dog, owned by Norman Scott, which was shot dead during the Jeremy Thorpe scandal. He has explained that: "I had the tattoo placed on my arm lest I forget, so I have a history of having suspicions about the establishment and the government and court cases"

Apple didn't fall far from the tree, did it?
 

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Saw her on Jonathan Woss. There was fùck all on tv so dont judge me.
She seemed to scrub up fairly well. But still wouldnt.
Don't get me wrong, she's attractive but if I did, it would have to be a hate fuck, I hate her Dad and all he stands for, the right-on cunt!
Mind, it wouldn't be the first one. I was working in a pub in Crawley years ago, managed to hook up with a female called Charmaine. It turned out that her Dad was Harry the Dog, ex leader of the Millwall F Troop back in the 70/80s. With me being a Palace fan, you can imagine his mindset when he found out his daughter was being ploughed by a Palace fan, ended up seeing her for over 6 months.
 
Should not any Lily Allen fans be referred to the appropriate authorities for medical evaluation?.
Her music is to my ears like a pair of explosive Q-Tips soaked in shit. But that's just me, I'm a metal fan.

However, those who like her aural effluent seem to be loyal fans. Her latest offering seems to be critically acclaimed, and even if it's not stormed the charts, fair play. If she gave up the SJW shite and concentrated on making music, she'd probably do well like a lot of slow-burners.

The fact that she hasn't brought a single sexual abuse case to court says it all. She's alienated her fans, can't control herself, and she seems to be eclipsing her talent with this tawdry nonsense. She could be an asset to any record label if she could only square herself away.
 
Her music is to my ears like a pair of explosive Q-Tips soaked in shit. But that's just me, I'm a metal fan.

However, those who like her aural effluent seem to be loyal fans. Her latest offering seems to be critically acclaimed, and even if it's not stormed the charts, fair play. If she gave up the SJW shite and concentrated on making music, she'd probably do well like a lot of slow-burners.

The fact that she hasn't brought a single sexual abuse case to court says it all. She's alienated her fans, can't control herself, and she seems to be eclipsing her talent with this tawdry nonsense. She could be an asset to any record label if she could only square herself away.
I'd never even heard any of her stuff up until a few minutes ago, when I decided to see why she's lauded by certain parts of the population.
Having listened to parts (I couldn't make it all the way through any of them) of four of her songs, all I can say is it's mediocre, formulaic shite.
I'm sure the record companies love her, as she's not special enough to be irreplaceable & thus beholden to them for her fortune.
I'll go back to me pink Floyd, Tangerine Dream, Steve Miller & Emmylou Harris now...
 

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