Like goldy and silvery, but made out of iron...

I was in the middle of composing this when the thread was deleted. It seems a shame to waste it.

I’m quite taken with the irony of this juxtaposition:

First Spursluv said:
not all youngsters are chavs, and speak in text speech (chav) but the majority of the ones that do are hanging around with dodgy people and in dodgy situations, and are likely to get themsleves into trouble
then Spursluv said:
if u read the rest of what i wrote…

…I'm not saying cos her and her mates spoke funny…

I am gettin bored with keep repeating myself

Your still a Munter though

…u have to look deeper into these things…

…preaching all your bible bollox to me…

…where the feck did u get the idea that…
I think we’ve gone rather a long way towards proving your original thesis. On both counts...
Goldy, silvery,'s obviously ferrous own good?
Cuddles, I zinc thats the worst pun I've heard for ages.
Cuddles said:
Goldy, silvery,'s obviously ferrous own good?
Quick, someone call 1958, we've found their joke. :lol:
Sorry, didn't mean to brass you off... 8)
Cuddles said:
Goldy, silvery,'s obviously ferrous own good?

Too too funny.


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IdleAdjt said:
Cuddles, I zinc thats the worst pun I've heard for ages.
Au ! Come on IA, steel yourself.
Cuddles just lead you on a bit, he didn't mean to brass you off - what are you going to do ? Call a copper ?
You can always switch the pewter off and go bronzy in the sun.

Folk, I'd expected a more coherent set of responses. These have the look of being just, I don't know, cobalt together.
Don't worry, F_E_G, you wont have to go alone, I will be your alloy. After seeing off Cuddles we can celebrate by going to the palladium. It's cheap to get in, only costs a nickel.
Thanks, IA, glad to see I've galvanised some support. It was a siliconversation to start with really, but we'll just have to solder on.
Fas, you've clearly brazenly wrought some damage here and I wouldn't be surprised if you were cast out. You should steel yourself.
I think we need some base aluminumation (Yank spelling, it works in my head) on what the conversation's about in the first place ore we're just going to end up going round in circles.
Sounds like a band of gold to me.
I think we all need to sit down and iron out our problems before the mercury goes through the top.

Taxi... coat, cheers
That is a diamond saying.
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium (inhale)
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

``There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

``Isn't that interesting?
I knew you would.
I hope you're all taking notes, because there's gonna be a short quiz next period.

``There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdinum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Paladium, promethium, potassium, polonium, and
Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium, (inhale)
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

``There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium
And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,
Tungsten, tin and sodium.


Operator, your iron pun is a carbon copy of one earlier.

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