Like flies round shite?

#1
What is it about this website that attracts a certain type of person?

How and why do females arrive here? And why is it that certain members (usually the same handful) feel the need dribble over what they believe to be a girly? Its all a bit embarrassing for all concerned.

Chat. Arrse chat is full of the usual suspects talking about the same dull drearyness. It used to be a fun place to be. Great for a punch up and the place to have a laugh. It just seems to be full of people who cant communicate with real humans as they are in there every night from 2000hrs onwards. On the very rare occasions that I now venture in there, its like a three tiered arena. The 'top level' are the attention seeking queen bees who feel they are all powerful and everyone must hang on their every word, the next layer are their untermench or minions performing to impress and the reminder are propping up the bar letching at 'females' who make an appearance. Then you have the 'audience' who sit and watch the bizarre social experiment.

It really is a strange little place now.
 
#2
Does Chubb venture into chat?
 
#3
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
What is it about this website that attracts a certain type of person?

How and why do females arrive here? And why is it that certain members (usually the same handful) feel the need dribble over what they believe to be a girly? Its all a bit embarrassing for all concerned.

Chat. Arrse chat is full of the usual suspects talking about the same dull drearyness. It used to be a fun place to be. Great for a punch up and the place to have a laugh. It just seems to be full of people who cant communicate with real humans as they are in there every night from 2000hrs onwards. On the very rare occasions that I now venture in there, its like a three tiered arena. The 'top level' are the attention seeking queen bees who feel they are all powerful and everyone must hang on their every word, the next layer are their untermench or minions performing to impress and the reminder are propping up the bar letching at 'females' who make an appearance. Then you have the 'audience' who sit and watch the bizarre social experiment.

It really is a strange little place now.
So you're not getting any, then?
 

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The-Lord-Flasheart said:
What is it about this website that attracts a certain type of person?

How and why do females arrive here? And why is it that certain members (usually the same handful) feel the need dribble over what they believe to be a girly? Its all a bit embarrassing for all concerned.

Chat. Arrse chat is full of the usual suspects talking about the same dull drearyness. It used to be a fun place to be. Great for a punch up and the place to have a laugh. It just seems to be full of people who cant communicate with real humans as they are in there every night from 2000hrs onwards. On the very rare occasions that I now venture in there, its like a three tiered arena. The 'top level' are the attention seeking queen bees who feel they are all powerful and everyone must hang on their every word, the next layer are their untermench or minions performing to impress and the reminder are propping up the bar letching at 'females' who make an appearance. Then you have the 'audience' who sit and watch the bizarre social experiment.

It really is a strange little place now.
Is that why your never on anymore abusing us, you boring cnut :D ?
 
#5
Bazzinho1977 said:
So you're not getting any, then?
Getting what? 'Chat' from internet 'females'? No thankfully.


Command_doh said:
Is that why your never on anymore abusing us, you boring cnut :D ?
I was in abusing the other night but a few of the precious little darlings in there didn't seem to understand the idea and started crying. I got told to stop being rude by some cunts mum.
 

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#6
Oh dear - it must be that time of month again, eh Flashy?
 
#7
I think you're being a little unfair Flash, after all, where do you think the script writers of Eastenders et al get their ideas from?!

Arrsenders :D
 
#8
kes1 said:
I think you're being a little unfair Flash, after all, where do you think the script writers of Eastenders et al get their ideas from?!

Arrsenders :D
Yep, they most certainly do!

Can we place Arrsers with that soaps characters? :D
 
#9
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
kes1 said:
I think you're being a little unfair Flash, after all, where do you think the script writers of Eastenders et al get their ideas from?!

Arrsenders :D
Yep, they most certainly do!

Can we place Arrsers with that soaps characters? :D
Whole new thread needed for that one!
 
#10
Yes Flash, you are Dot Cotton :D
 
#11
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Bazzinho1977 said:
So you're not getting any, then?
Getting what? 'Chat' from internet 'females'? No thankfully.


Command_doh said:
Is that why your never on anymore abusing us, you boring cnut :D ?
I was in abusing the other night but a few of the precious little darlings in there didn't seem to understand the idea and started crying. I got told to stop being rude by some cunts mum.
LOL! sounds like school. Did you also get a spanking/made t stand in the corner?
 

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#12
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
kes1 said:
I think you're being a little unfair Flash, after all, where do you think the script writers of Eastenders et al get their ideas from?!

Arrsenders :D
Yep, they most certainly do!

Can we place Arrsers with that soaps characters? :D
No I coudn't as I never watch it therefolre don't know the characters. In fact my kids say the only real exercise I get is the dash for the remote when I hear the theme music!
 

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#14
Can't comment on chat having been in there once in four years and wishing I was less frequent than that, but can I assume point one relates to the cringeworthy 'Civvy girl allowed' thread?

If so, I agree. It's embarrassing to behold. I just hope Arse_Cheek or whatever she's called turns out to be some hairy-arsed bloke on a wind-up and posts the fawning / begging PMs later.
 
#16
It's always the same. Let girls into your club and it all turns to rat-shit... :cry:

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#17
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Says Ian Beale the entrepreneur. ;)
But Ian Beale got more shags than Dot....... And he had considerably more money than Dot too :D

Dot had a bigger c0ck than you though ;D
 
#18
Mighty_doh_nut said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Says Ian Beale the entrepreneur. ;)
But Ian Beale got more shags than Dot....... And he had considerably more money than Dot too :D

Dot had a bigger c0ck than you though ;D
His women spent most of their time trying to kill him though.
 
#19
Yep, then I am Ian Beale........ still better my women than my offspring trying to off me
 
#20
I should change the name of this thread I think. Chat does appear to be like an episode of Eastenders (whatever that is).

Take a look at the members who sit in there night after night. It's like the Queen Vic!
 

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