Like Father Like Son

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Aug 30, 2012.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

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  2. Purple_Flash

    Purple_Flash War Hero Moderator

    Don't be silly. It's all our fault. We, the nasty kufr, have forced him into this by persecuting his poor, innocent dad. As a result, he feels unloved and has lashed out at his host country in the only way that he knows, repaying our dreadful deeds by seeking to bring down the kufr economy through removing valuable assets from its economic life.

    (In a way I'd be more pleased if my pastiche did not quite so closely mirror the real thoughts of many a Guardian reader and opinion former.)
     
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  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    If you read the Guardian from time to time you'd see how far from the truth your statement actually is.

    Sorry to piss on your chips.
     
  4. He assaulted them with his eyebrow!
     
  5. There's never a gun-toting vigilante when you want one, is there?
     
  6. I'm with his father, bring Sharia Law to the UK. Just to apply to his ilk.

    Off with his hands.

    Then deport the twat.