Lifes Little Questions

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Jun 21, 2010.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why do the bubbles in fizzy drinks burn you throat?
     
  2. Why does your ring sting after drinking Guiness and eating curry
     
  3. Cat's always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands 'butter down'. So what happens if you strap (or stick) buttered toast onto a cats back and throw it into the air?
     
  4. Why do your own farts always smell great?
     
  5. Perpetual motion machine - it'd never land, just spin in mid-air.

    /geek
     
  6. A visit of the RSPCA ,
     
  7. Gerbils fly if strapped to a paper hairyplane and launched from a 3 story block in Iserlohn. Ok they didn't fly that far but they did have that sensation before they dropped like a stone.
     
  8. How far east can you go before you're heading west?
     
  9. Why is my cock itchy?
     
  10. That is the tart from about 2 weeks ago, you need to find her and remind her she should keep herself clean, also a visit to the doc might not go amiss.
     
  11. Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
     
  12. Why do the bubbles in a freshly poured pint of Guinness go downwards?
     
  13. When does pubic hair know when to stop growing.




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    Sadly, artificial intelligence will probably never be a match for natural stupidity.
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why is a wrong number never engaged?
     
  15. Haven't the two of you worked it out yet?