Lifeguard Heroine - Would You?

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  1. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Right this has been buzzing around the news of late, but more importantly would you?


    Coral Lewis (20)

    Having just seen her on BBC Breakfast, I ceratinly wouldn't chuck her out of bed for eating digestives - in fact I probably go and get her the digestives (and a cuppa). :D
  2. Yes without a doubt, i wouldn't go as far as giving her some digestives though !
  3. Rampant, your time of posting was 4.49 am - were you lying awake all night thinking about what to say in your post or were you thrashing one (two, three, four) out?????

    BTW Yes I would, definitely.....but it would have to be after I'd taken me pills :)
  4. What did she actually do?
  5. She looks to much like my cousin for me to think about doing rude things to her....... but since I know she is not related then yes, I would try and corrupt her.
  6. They did this c_f - Linky

    And yes I would :D
  7. You would nt be hetrosexual if you turned that down..........
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Absolutely yes! Would probably do the girl too.
  9. Glad to read I wasn't the only one having perfectly natural filthy thoughts about the young lass in question :D


    PS - all we need now is for Meridian to find some more interesting shots of her :p
  10. Meh, some of the lifeguards down here make her look like a llama..
    But fcuk yes
  11. Bloody quick response that was, just a thought, do all lifeguard stations in the UK have that kind of kit?
  12. Actually, your cousin's not bad in the sack but she must watch what she does with her teeth!

    This lady could do me, if she asked politely enough of course.

    Nurse the box of Kleene - don't bother, too damned late again!
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I can't believe you even asked the question!

    Yes of course I would. Twice, just to annoy her.
  14. Yeah I would feed her. But not on digestive biscuits.
  15. Why in God's name would you not do her?