Life inside a sex addiction clinic in the UK

#1
Monday, 5 April 2010

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8602811.stm

I'm not sure why but I get the feeling that every news story these days is an April Fool.

These poor, poor people are addicted to sex. Apparently they're not just horny bastards that got caught. Still funny reading about their "plight" though. "sniff..I'm all shagged out...boo hoo".

Danny used to live in Blackpool and speaks openly about how he destroyed his relationship with his girlfriend and daughter because of his addiction. "You could liken it to a drug. The hit after sex, I'd start to need that feeling more and more. After a while that feeling wouldn't last as long so you'd do it again and again.

It was only from going to therapy I realised there was something wrong. With me, there was a lot of back issues from my childhood. We went into those issues and rebuilt my life.

Danny attends the Steven Pope Therapy Clinic in Blackpool every week, which costs him £40 an hour.
Funny isn't it? He never knew there was a problem until he went to therapy where the therapist told him that he had a problem (gullibility issues?) and he would need therapy. £40 an hour. LOL.
 
#2
He's bitching because he went oout from work every night ont he lash to pick up loose women for sex? Ey up lads looks like we had all better check into sex clinic 'cos sounds like most of us have a prolem.
 
#3
I just love this bit.

The group begins in a similar way to how I'd expect an alcoholics anonymous meeting to start.

The clients sit together in a circle, and the first to speak is 27-year-old Danny James from Liverpool. "Hi, I'm Danny. I'm a sex addict."

Whats the next bit? I've not had a shag for 15 minutes!!!!!!!!
 
#6
As an excuse when cornered, it is about on the level with UFO abduction when turning up at home four hours late with no shirt and your underpants on backwards. Can't imagine many wives would buy that one - you're better off counterattacking by accusing her of being frigid, and having an evil-smelling vadge.
 
#10
CardinalSin said:
Monday, 5 April 2010

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8602811.stm

I'm not sure why but I get the feeling that every news story these days is an April Fool.

These poor, poor people are addicted to sex. Apparently they're not just horny bastards that got caught. Still funny reading about their "plight" though. "sniff..I'm all shagged out...boo hoo".

Danny used to live in Blackpool and speaks openly about how he destroyed his relationship with his girlfriend and daughter because of his addiction. "You could liken it to a drug. The hit after sex, I'd start to need that feeling more and more. After a while that feeling wouldn't last as long so you'd do it again and again.

It was only from going to therapy I realised there was something wrong. With me, there was a lot of back issues from my childhood. We went into those issues and rebuilt my life.

Danny attends the Steven Pope Therapy Clinic in Blackpool every week, which costs him £40 an hour.
Funny isn't it? He never knew there was a problem until he went to therapy where the therapist told him that he had a problem (gullibility issues?) and he would need therapy. £40 an hour. LOL.
Do you think I could have used that excuse to stop my ex-wife divorcing me and taking everything?
Perhaps she would have let continue with my "addiction", and I could have kept on shagging to my hearts content! :? :?
 

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#11
Do you think I could have used that excuse to stop my ex-wife divorcing me and taking everything?
Perhaps she would have let continue with my "addiction", and I could have kept on shagging to my hearts content! :? :?

No chance. Why should you be happy all your life? You're supposed to be just as miserable as the rest of us.
 
#12
ancienturion said:
Do you think I could have used that excuse to stop my ex-wife divorcing me and taking everything?
Perhaps she would have let continue with my "addiction", and I could have kept on shagging to my hearts content! :? :?

No chance. Why should you be happy all your life? You're supposed to be just as miserable as the rest of us.
So true :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mind you I was like a greedy kid in a sweetshop after my divorce, nearly f..ked meself to death! :lol: :lol:

And didn't have to keep thinking up excuses for lipstick stains or tardiness etc :lol:
 
#16
I blame my Girlfriend for my addiction to Golf and Manual manipulation and Staff development....

Every morning I whisper in her ear.... "Now dear, what shall it be... intercourse or golf course.....!" So she tell me to f*ck off and have a game of golf.... trouble is, I don't like golf... so I have to go and indulge in 40 minutes of 'staff delevopment' all on my lonesome........ :crying:

Now I have to go and see my GP as my hearing has gone to pot..... Of course, I'm really talking bollox as usual....... :toilet:
 

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