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Life in the Universe

in the absence of an entry from Mars, the Miss Universe Pageant [ Milky Way Division ] has awarded the title to Miss CANADA!!!!.. the young lady in question is 23, a ' model ' [ 'natch ] and a student in IT Studies.. [ brains and beauty combo ]..

Seems with this title under her belt she's a shoo in for a cushy job in a service call centre in the Punjab if not a cubicle with Microsoft in Seattle...

still, nice to know Canuckistan can still turn out class tottie...
WEATHERMAN1956 said:

Man Oh Manishevitz!! Those Liberal immagration laws have paid off...

Ms. Natalie Glebova arrived from Russia to grace our continent!

Do you have her number not the shape (34a, 22, 35). Entertainment all night!!! :p


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Jezebel said:
Just one Foxy Lady Old Man, just Foxy. :wink:
Having referred to one avatar, I must show complete equality by admiring your own avatar, which can only be a self portrait. 8O
Quite obviously , although I am prepared to exchange the hand for someone elses.......................

I should warn you, however, that I may have to return to my own universe shortly and so time is limited. In the meantime I shall prepare hand for re-settlement somewhere else.

Jezebel smoked:

Weatherman - I never gave you permission to post my picture on here.............

You'll just have to 'practice licentious indulgence' with me luv...


I've got a bottle of Jack back in my hootch if yer 'thirsty' Doll


(we could play 'polaroid posies' while you danced real slow...)


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