Life in rural Wiltshire....... anyone for goat sex?

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#7
He will be the butt of all the jokes.





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FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Yet another example of the nanny state.
 
#10
The judge needs to RAM home the sentence
 
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#15
What is it with carrot crunchers? There was also the one who gets off wanking in slurry tanks as well the gopping cunt.

I had a cracking job at Warminster, but it was still the worst posting ever due to the locals - inbreed tractor driving cunts.
 
#16
Oh come on now. We've all done horrid things. I once shagged some horror of a woman who had hampsteads like Stonehenge. And she bit my bellend. A goat would seem tame in comparison to that horse faced bitch.
 
#18
^ or, I have?
 

DieHard

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
It reminds me of a dit i heard about a young lad from the queens regt who chased some sheep wearing just his boots and a tub of vasaline, he did it for a bet but didnt realize that he was chasing straight towards a couple of mp's.

Op is there something you are hiding?:p:D

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