Life in rural Wiltshire....... anyone for goat sex?

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  1. Robert Newman, mmmmmmmm doesn't sound like an Arab name.
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  2. He's dyslexic and was invited to a toga party. He went as a goat

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  3. What is it with carrot crunchers? There was also the one who gets off wanking in slurry tanks as well the gopping cunt.
  4. Who complained to the Wiltshire Constabulary, the owner or the goat?
  5. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!
  6. He will be the butt of all the jokes.

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    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Yet another example of the nanny state.
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  8. Its not going to work as they have not banned him from any small holding ...........
  9. The judge needs to RAM home the sentence
  10. He was a bit of a silly billy.
  11. Please stop it, all of you, just please stop it.....

  12. I had a cracking job at Warminster, but it was still the worst posting ever due to the locals - inbreed tractor driving cunts.